Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Spending Pennies In Hindsight - Part II


It’s hard to believe looking at the current nucleus of today’s squad made up of youngsters, triallists and players we’re desperately trying to offload from the wage bill that it wasn’t that many seasons ago we were bringing some real big names to Fratton Park who came with good pedigree and on paper should have been a real asset to the team. Yesterday we saw how John Utaka failed to live up to his transfer fee of £7,000,000 so today we look at another set of players who failed to produce during their time with the club. Redknapp as we know was labelled a wheeler dealer and so many players came into the club before exiting stage left. So who else failed to cut the mustard?

John Utaka’s transfer fee of £7 million gave me a lot of options when it came to suggesting where the money would have been more wisely spent so I’m going to have to combine the transfer fee’s of two players to help me get through the previous summer transfer window of 2006. Two players who literally couldn’t have come with a higher footballing pedigree and record if you’d tried.

Lauren (Arsenal to Portsmouth) £500,000

On paper this was a deal that couldn’t go wrong and matched the clubs ambition at the time to bring the best players to the club. No offence to 90s midfielder Chris Burns who had signed from Cheltenham over a decade earlier, but the signing of Lauren for me personally showed how the club had moved so far forward. Lauren had been an integral part of the Arsenal back like which had seen the club run out Double Winners in 2001-2002. He was part of the 2003-2004 side dubbed ‘The Invincibles’ having gone the entire campaign undefeated. He was a versatile player who could play in pretty much any role across the back four which he proved when Glen Johnson’s performances saw the ex-Chelsea player playing in his preferred role in the back four.

Arsene Wenger one of the most astute managers in the game worldwide let alone in England when it comes to transfers had paid £7.2 million and we’d managed to sign him for £6.7 million less than that? What could go wrong?

Fast forward to 2009 and Lauren’s Pompey career saw him make a grand total of just 30 appearances for the club in all competitions. I don’t know if it’s true or not but he was rumoured to be on £40,000 a week which would mean he managed to pocket a total of a staggering £4.16 million from his time with the club. Even if the figure is half that amount that’s not a bad amount to walk away with having only managed 25 appearances in all competitions.

Laurens Pompey career amounted to the following;

20 league starts in 5 as substitute
2 FA Cup starts plus 1 as substitute
1 Carling Cup and 1 further appearance in the FA Community Shield.

So if the rumoured salary is true each appearance and hold in mind six of those were as a substitute it would have cost the club £138,667 for each of them.  That’s not a bad days work if you can get it is it not?

As I mentioned the sum of £500,000 didn’t give me a lot to work with so I’ve coupled his transfer fee to another one of Redknapp’s summer signings, a player who came with one of the best goal scoring records of any striker in the history of the English Premier League, step forward Mr Andrew Cole.

Andy Cole (Manchester City to Portsmouth) £500,000

Signed on the transfer deadline day of 2006 in a deal that could have risen to £1 million depending on the amount of appearances the striker played (He didn’t get there so the figure is included at £500,000) Andy Cole had one of the most enviable strike rates in the English game. During his time with Newcastle United he scored 55 goals in 70 games for the Magpies giving him a strike rate of 1 goal in every 1.27 … yes 1.27 games. Having been snapped up unsurprisingly by Manchester United he found the net a further 93 times in 195 games which gives him a goal scoring ratio of 1 in 2.09 games and although not as prolific at his time during his spell at Newcastle, this time the team wasn’t built to play specifically around him and his strike partners were world class as well.

Despite a somewhat torrid time since he left United; Blackburn Rovers 27 goals in 83 games, Fulham 12 in 31 and Manchester City 9 in 22, this was the Andy Cole and he was joining Pompey. I for one was excited.

And what did we get for our half million quid? 3 goals in a total of 18 appearances having been sent out to Birmingham City on loan before being recalled and finally moved onto Sunderland where his career nose dived even more failing to score in seven appearances for the black cats.

A goal ratio of 1 in 6. Still the way I look at it, it still outshines that of Kanu and David Kitson and when the Premiership years are on we can lay claim to having had one of the greatest Premiership strikers of all time having pulled on the Royal Blue Pompey shirt.

So sadly for Pompey two gigantic flops costing the club £1million and if the figures are true probably a further £5 million in wages between the both of them; that just made me shudder.

So in the summer of 2006 trying to find players of quality of whom our money would have been better spent was quite hard. As I say I only had a million to work with combined so I’ve gone for these two choices who went to move on to Cardiff City and West Bromwich Albion instead of possibly coming to Pompey.

Kevin Phillips (Aston Villa to West Bromwich Albion) £700,000

Yes I know what you’re thinking he’s a  … but he’s also a natural born goal scorer and at the end of the day it’s goals that help win games and during his career Phillips has done that for whichever club he has played for and despite being 37 he is still continuing to do it to this very day and keep proving any doubters wrong. In all Phillips would go onto make a total of 71 appearances for the Baggies scoring 38 times in the process giving him a goal ratio of 1 in 1.86.

In March 2008 he was named Championship player of the year at the fourth annual Football League awards in London. Sponsored by Four Four Two they named him as the best player in the entire football league as well. The 2007 – 2008 season saw him named as the West Bromwich Albion club and fans Player of the Season and he was named in the PFA player of the season team for good measure. Phillips goals helped West Bromwich Albion to secure promotion to the English Premier League whilst Lauren and Cole helped plunge us ever closer into what would become a full financial meltdown.

Let’s state the obvious as well Phillips would have been £300,000 cheaper than Lauren and Cole to boot.

Choice two is another striker of which the chance or attempt to sign went begging who ended up having quite the season and Cardiff City where they nearly won promotion to the English Premier League before their form tailed off at the end of the season.

Michael Chopra (Newcastle to Cardiff City) £500,000

My second choice would have seen me save half a million for a rainy day which might have been bloody well handy given what eventually happened finance wise for us. Chopra was known as a raw talent but hadn’t quite made the grade during his time with Newcastle which is why he managed to sign for Cardiff City for the somewhat knockdown fee of £500,000. It turned out to be half a million pounds well spent as Chopra fired in 22 goals in 42 appearances for the Welsh side giving him a goal ratio of 1 in 1.91.

Chopra was voted Championship player of the month for both September and October and at the end of the season was named in the PFA Championship team of the year.

Remember though Harry we all make mistakes and we’re all human.

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